KlingonermnotbutpotatoeheadIhaveheardinthepast

Hello all,

I thought it's time for me to try out this whole blogg business, well I hope I am not entirely backward as it is already the year 2008 and officially this is the first time I try my hands on a blogg but better late than never and it is definitely time to say hello to you all so wait for it, I'll try to squeeze it out slowly like toothpaste as that's what I feel I should rather be doing, namely brushing my teeth, but seeing I'll surely have another cigarette or two before finishing this masterpiece erm probably not, well I'll definitely have the cigarette and brush my teeth, anyway Jocelyn mentioned my headbanging story so I reckon I should clarify what it was all about as surely it must appear to all who haven't seen me yet as if I looked like a Klingon, well I was told I have a big head, I assume they meant in in size, and I because I have a little hole in my chin like Don Swayze, the redneck brother of Patrick Swayze and was porn in Poland, some of my friends call me potatoe head at times, well I am drifting away so let's headbang back: by the way I told Jocelyn I was 16 when my headbanging accident happened but that was a lie, Jocelyn I'm sorry but my memory failed me there, possibly due to state dependent memory, as actually I was 13, but after watching 'what's eating Gilbert Grape' I was in this weird phase, for maybe two to three weeks, you know when you're around the age of four you start pretending to be a dog puppy and you bark and do what dog puppies do, I didn't pee on the carpet, and your mum then strokes your head, well I definitely had this dog phase, but when I was 13 I had the same thing with Leonardo Di Caprio aka Gilbert Grape's disabled brother, but a) for entirely different reasons, and b) for the same:
a) I didn't like Leonardo Di Craprio much and believed I would have done a much better job in acting a disabled boy
b) I actually just wanted to get attention, pathetic I know

so whenever I was seated and felt a bit lowI used to rock.. and one day I sat around the dinning table together with my mum and my sister and my mum was repeatedly telling me to stop rocking, but for some reason I did not listen, let's blame it on puberty and already having out-grown my mum by almost a head, and of course the pathetic need for attention, so I kept rocking, back and forth and back and forth, and again back and forth etc and i have to admit it felt/feels very comforting, apropos if you try to hold and cuddle a kangaroo baby in your arms it will kick your lights out but if you put it in a bag first and cuddle and shake it then softly it will think you're his/her mama, however if you saw an adult human doing the rocking you'd surely think this person is a bit coockoo, anyway so I am rocking back and forth and out of a sudden it felt as if someone grabbed me by my hair, pulled my head back and then slammed it with full force back on the table, you must think 'damn this guy's mum is cruel trying to teach him a lesson in this way' but no my mum didn't do it, my sister didn't do it either as they both stared wide-eyed and in complete disbelief at what has just happened to me, whilst I stared in disbelief on the two big toothmarks on the dinning table that my front teeth had just left - by the way I didn't lose my teeth but one chipped slightly.......

so apparently you can get in a trance-like state by emerging yourself in repetive and monotone body movements, so one could say I was in trance and decided to slam my face onto the dinning table, great, no clue what that says about me?

or if you believe in paranormal phenomena, and I believe in some at least, a ghost, maybe a chip of the old block with traditional manners, may have tried to show me that he had enough of watching me disobey my mother, well maybe it was a combination of both, maybe through trance the ghost was able to take possession of me more easily ? really I have no clue but now you know it was probably not worth telling haha

well in a couple of weeks I will try to post an essay on a paranormal phenomenon with much more depth, maybe in the form of a film, so that you'll know what I am engaging with currently, and in order for this blogg not be a complete waste of net space here are some youtube clips that I find very inspiring...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sLdoV1mQuc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYXsAy4xMiE

and to make you laugh check the link out below - it's another clip by Bert Haanstra about kids learning to swim, it doesn't matter that it is in dutch but hold out until the end, it's worth it, I promise, especially the boy who tries desperately to dive between the other boy's legs, by the way Bert Haanstra's two zoo clips are wicked too, although the second one is much better in my opinion...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voAcoxvM2Vo

so now I'm off to bed!

Apropos dutch, slap lekker!

Franek